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Thursday, July 2, 2009

REALITY CHECK


A woman went to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

Nurse: How much do you weigh?
Woman: 135 lbs.
The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 180 lbs.

Nurse: Your height?
Woman: 5'7"
The nurse checks and finds out she is only 5'3"

She then takes her blood pressure and told her it is very high.

"Of course it's high" the woman screams.
"when I came in here I was tall and slender, now I am short and fat.

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