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Monday, February 2, 2009

Things you should NOT DO BEFORE YOU DIE


1. Do not hurry to the scaffold. Learn to live in the HERE and NOW.

2. Do not marry for money; you will find you have to work too hard to earn it, and where is
the fun and romance in that?

3. Do not start on a fight you are sure to lose

4. If you can not improve silence, do not talk out of your arse

5. Do not swallow whole he most fulsome parts of your publicity

6. If you love someone, do not move to the other side of the world away from them

7. do not forget Warren Buffets role: Give but never a lender or borrower be

8. Do not be coy. Given a choice of 2 evils, go for the one you have not tried

9. Do not be a friend to your children. They need boundaries and guidelines which only
parents can give

10. Do not blame God for your troubles - he can not be held to account

11. after a certain age, do not wear a mini - unless you want to be a parody of yourself, for
peoples amusement

12. Do not live out your private life in public - edit your past

13. Do not lie to yourself, but suffocate your candor and honesty

14. Do not bear grudges - if you must, first dig 2 graves

15. Do not believe there is always a tomorrow with your name on it. So do not put off today for
tomorrow

Be aware, you know who you are - peacocks today are feather dusters tomorrow

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